The unquestioned dynasty of the league. Trent leads in all-time wins, win percentage, titles (the only 3-time champ), and playoff efficiency (9–3 postseason record, .750 win %). When the playoffs roll around, he executes with ruthless precision.

Sub-.500 lifetime regular-season record, but a multi-time champion who turns into a giant-killer in January. He has a bottom-feeder past (2016 Worst All-Around finish), but when he makes the postseason, he drives all the way to the trophy.

The definition of maximum volatility and high drama. Pasha holds the league record for cellar finishes (3 Last Place finishes, 3 Worst All-Arounds), yet he constantly makes noise, reaches 3 championships, and finally won it all in 2025. Unpredictable, passionate, and relentless.

Bankable stability. Taylor captured an early dominant title in 2017 (scoring a massive 1,767 pts) and maintains a rock-solid .535 win rate. Like David, he stays clean of basement awards and is a perennial threat to enter the postseason.

Consistently great, highly efficient, and never finishes at the bottom (zero cellar awards in 10 years). He tops regular-season standings and scoring boards, though he often drops tough playoff matchups despite having top-tier rosters.

He caught lightning in a bottle in 2018 with Davantes Inferno—sweeping the Regular Season title and the Championship—proving that when everything clicks, he can win it all despite a lower lifetime win percentage.

Phenomenal ceiling, massive regular-season firepower (2 Points Championships, including breaking 2,000 points in 2019), but heartbreaking championship finishes. He drops high-stakes finals despite putting up heavyweight stats.

Perfectly balanced on paper (.500 all-time record: 78–78) with the most playoff appearances in league history (6). Spencer gets to the postseason consistently and racks up podium finishes, but hasn't been able to convert those chances into a Lombardi.

High-octane offense. Trent boasts the highest average points per game in league history (111.61 PPG). When his team ignites, they drop massive weekly scores, taking him all the way to a 2025 Points Title and Runner-Up finish.

Small sample size, but high immediate impact. Coming into the league late, Scott put up elite scoring numbers and immediately crashed the 2024 Championship Game.

The master of deep playoff runs that end one step short of the big game. Matt went on a legendary run of four consecutive 3rd-place finishes (2021–2024). He fields consistently dangerous rosters, but the championship game ring remains elusive.

Conner has only been around for a minute, which is exactly why it feels rude that his first season already looked like somebody who plans to stay in the conversation.

Carter and Madeleine showed up, won the whole thing, and then left the rest of the archive to argue over whether that was dominance or the funniest hit-and-run in league history.

Brandon only gave the league one season, but it was enough to make a title game, plant a flag, and leave behind just enough mystery for everyone else to mythologize it.

Blake's brief stop in league history had the energy of someone who treated every declined blockbuster as a failure of imagination, then made sure the room heard about it.

Jontana's lone season mostly served as a reminder that even rough years can still leave a crater or two in somebody else's story.

Jason only got one season, and the league responded by throwing him directly into the educational portion of the program with almost no cushioning whatsoever.