Manager Directory

Each manager gets a slightly unfair, archive-driven scouting report. Open any card for the full season-by-season page.

Trent Christiansen
The annual reminder that competence can be deeply annoying.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 3 1 runner-up finish Most Played Rival: Spencer Johnson 23 games Coach Similarity: Bill Belichick Multi-title run and yearly competence fatigue Best Team: Christiansen Football Team 2022 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2022 2062.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2018 1476.0 points

For a full decade, Trent has treated the league like a long-running personal infrastructure project: stable, effective, and occasionally impossible to enjoy if he is doing it to your team that week.

Jordan Mulford
Proof that style points and emotional turbulence can coexist.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 2 1 runner-up finish Most Played Rival: Pasha Coleman 23 games Coach Similarity: Tom Coughlin The regular season gets messy, but the rings keep talking Best Team: Hurricane Ditka 2021 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2021 2185.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2017 1289.0 points

Jordan's league history is basically ten seasons of equal parts swagger, roster chaos, and just enough payoff to keep everyone from calling it a bit.

Pasha Coleman
Perpetually one heater away from becoming everyone's problem again.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 1 2 runner-up finishes Most Played Rival: Jordan Mulford 23 games Coach Similarity: Pete Carroll Lives near contention long enough to cash one in Best Team: Green BAE 2025 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2021 1989.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2020 1361.0 points

Pasha's path through the league has been a long exercise in hanging around the danger zone until, sooner or later, she actually cashes one of those runs in.

Taylor Diamond
Capable of building a champion and a fever dream in the same archive.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 1 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Jordan Mulford 20 games Coach Similarity: Sean Payton Creative highs, one trophy, and plenty of flair Best Team: A GURLEY HAS NO NAME 2017 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2023 1822.5 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2016 1463.0 points

Taylor's history reads like a manager who fully believes in vibes, naming rights, and the possibility that one more weird turn might actually be the right one.

David Ojuka
Usually good, occasionally terrifying, never especially convenient.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 1 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Matt Holbrook 19 games Coach Similarity: John Harbaugh Usually good, often dangerous, and almost never relaxing Best Team: Dak's the way ...I Like it! 2020 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2022 1830.5 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2018 1455.0 points

David has spent most of league history hovering in the part of the standings where every matchup feels annoying and every postseason bracket starts asking follow-up questions.

Donnie Clarke
High chaos, real upside, and no promise of a calm landing.
Seasons: 9 2016-2025 Titles: 1 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Pasha Coleman 20 games Coach Similarity: Bruce Arians Swing hard, accept chaos, enjoy the spikes Best Team: Davantes Inferno 2018 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2022 1889.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2017 1208.0 points

Donnie's archive has never really been about moderation. It is a tour of bold team names, wild swings, and the occasional season that makes the whole operation look suspiciously smart.

Jeffrey Tolley
The patron saint of runner-up energy and chaotic respectability.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 0 2 runner-up finishes Most Played Rival: Trent Christiansen 19 games Coach Similarity: Marv Levy Close enough often enough to make it hurt Best Team: El Jefe 2023 • 0.733 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2019 2028.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2017 1416.0 points

Jeffrey's history is what happens when a manager spends ten years being dangerous enough to matter and unlucky enough to make that fact emotionally expensive.

Spencer Johnson
Ten years of symmetry, spite, and a lifelong subscription to Trent content.
Seasons: 10 2016-2025 Titles: 0 1 runner-up finish Most Played Rival: Trent Christiansen 23 games Coach Similarity: Marvin Lewis Long tenure, endless arguments, and enough competence to keep the debate alive Best Team: Taysom Over the Hill 2017 • 0.706 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2022 1859.5 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2020 1374.0 points

Spencer's archive somehow found its way to perfect .500, which is either statistical poetry or the universe committing to the joke harder than anyone expected.

Trent Meier
Always lurking near the plot, whether the plot asked for him or not.
Seasons: 7 2018-2025 Titles: 0 1 runner-up finish Most Played Rival: David Ojuka 14 games Coach Similarity: Jeff Fisher The record hovers near .500 and the plot refuses to end Best Team: Hawk Tua 2025 • 0.733 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2025 1843.2 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2018 1544.0 points

Trent Meier's league history is the art of sticking around long enough for everyone to realize he is not a side character, even if the ring cabinet still says otherwise.

Scott Webster
Small sample, big confidence, immediate willingness to be involved.
Seasons: 3 2023-2025 Titles: 0 1 runner-up finish Most Played Rival: Jeffrey Tolley 5 games Coach Similarity: Rex Ryan Small sample, immediate swagger, no quiet entrances Best Team: BELIEVE 2024 • 0.600 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2024 1785.6 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2023 1640.5 points

Scott has only a few seasons on the books, but he has already done the useful league thing of making it very obvious he is not here to behave like a harmless expansion team.

Matt Holbrook
Specialist in almost-runs, rebound years, and refusing to go away.
Seasons: 9 2017-2025 Titles: 0 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Trent Christiansen 20 games Coach Similarity: Marty Schottenheimer Real seasons, real respect, still waiting on the confetti Best Team: Third Times The Charm 2024 • 0.733 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2024 1906.6 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2017 1201.0 points

Matt has built the kind of league resume that keeps sneaking back into the conversation right when everyone thinks they have the hierarchy figured out.

Conner Tracy
The new guy who already looks too comfortable here.
Seasons: 1 2025-2025 Titles: 0 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Scott Webster 4 games Coach Similarity: Dan Campbell The energy is loud and the long-term sample is still loading Best Team: ConnieBears 2025 • 0.533 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2025 1835.4 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2025 1835.4 points

Conner has only been around for a minute, which is exactly why it feels rude that his first season already looked like somebody who plans to stay in the conversation.

Carter Bailey / Madeleine Bailey Inactive
One season. One title. Zero interest in sample-size debates.
Seasons: 1 2016-2016 Titles: 1 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Spencer Johnson 3 games Coach Similarity: Doug Pederson Short tenure, immediate title, permanent bragging rights Best Team: Tyroil SmoochieWallace 2016 • champion Highest Scoring Season: 2016 1638.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2016 1638.0 points

Carter and Madeleine showed up, won the whole thing, and then left the rest of the archive to argue over whether that was dominance or the funniest hit-and-run in league history.

Brandon Treadway Inactive
Arrived hot, reached the final, then vanished like a folklore hero.
Seasons: 1 2016-2016 Titles: 0 1 runner-up finish Most Played Rival: Trent Christiansen 3 games Coach Similarity: Jim Harbaugh Brief stay, immediate impact, almost took the whole thing Best Team: Wookiee of the Year 2016 • 0.676 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2016 1657.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2016 1657.0 points

Brandon only gave the league one season, but it was enough to make a title game, plant a flag, and leave behind just enough mystery for everyone else to mythologize it.

Blake Griffiths Inactive
A one-year cameo with enough confidence to keep the trade inbox nervous.
Seasons: 1 2023-2023 Titles: 0 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Trent Meier 2 games Coach Similarity: Kevin O'Connell Small sample, but the first impression was annoyingly solid Best Team: Its Coming Mahomes 2023 • 0.600 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2023 1638.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2023 1638.0 points

Blake's brief stop in league history had the energy of someone who treated every declined blockbuster as a failure of imagination, then made sure the room heard about it.

Jontana Jensen Inactive
A short stay, a big upset, and several lessons learned the loud way.
Seasons: 1 2024-2024 Titles: 0 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Donnie Clarke 2 games Coach Similarity: Dave Campo One tough year and a file full of lessons Best Team: Jontana's Team 2024 • 0.267 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2024 1289.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2024 1289.0 points

Jontana's lone season mostly served as a reminder that even rough years can still leave a crater or two in somebody else's story.

Jason Jackson Inactive
The archive's favorite reminder that 2017 was not gentle.
Seasons: 1 2017-2017 Titles: 0 No silver collected Most Played Rival: Jeffrey Tolley 4 games Coach Similarity: Hue Jackson The archive has not exactly been charitable about the record Best Team: Deflated Ballz 2017 • 0.235 win rate Highest Scoring Season: 2017 1179.0 points Lowest Scoring Season: 2017 1179.0 points

Jason only got one season, and the league responded by throwing him directly into the educational portion of the program with almost no cushioning whatsoever.